How to win an argument

Its fairly simple how you can win an argument................ONLINE. You just do what all professional keyboard warriors do, CAPS LOCK THEM TO DEATH. That's the most powerful thing you can do and also the only way. CAPS LOCK makes the other party feel weaker and if he doesn't caps lock, the chances of you having him shut up is around 80%. So go try it in online games, when you got owned and don't feel really satisfied, just start an argument. YEAH

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Next up, what happens if you are arguing in real life situations. You just attack them through their grammar. This really works when you are up against a team of debaters or anyone trying to argue a fact or theory. The reason behind this is that people will feel desperate when you spot their tiny errors especially grammars. So, schooling people, ya'll can try this in school, where a bunch of people are trying to question your projects. Once you shut one up, the rest will follow

GOOD LUCK! (do not argue with your teacher though)
You grades depend on them

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OKAY, sadly to say the above 2 techniques apply only on men against men. When you are up against women, well.... there's only one thing to do. Which is admit you are WRONG and you must claim that you are very sorry for being wrong. And if its isn't wrong, and proven you're right, you must still keep your poker face and NEVER CORRECT THE GIRL. I REPEAT NEVER CORRECT THE GIRL. Or another disaster is coming up. Anyway good luck to all guys. You all will need it when you're in an argument. 

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Signing off!!